The nomination list of the Golden Kela Awards 2012
By Hindustan Times
Anushka Sharma and Ajay Devgn have been nominated in the worst actor category in the fifth Annual Golden Kela Awards, a spin-off of Hollywood’s Razzies, which recognises the worst in cinema. Anushka, who has been nominated for Jab Tak Hai Jaan, will be competing with Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty (Cocktail), Farah Khan (Shirin Farhad Ki Nikal Padi), Alia Bhatt (Student Of The Year) and Sonakshi Sinha (Everything She Did). Devgn, on the other hand, has been nominated for box office duds, Son Of Sardar and Bol Bachchan.
The final nomination list of the Golden Kela Awards is:
Worst Actor (Male)
Ajay Devgn for Son Of Sardar and Bol Bachchan
Imran Khan for Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu
Sanjay Dutt for Agneepath
Akshay Kumar for Housefull 2, Rowdy Rathore, Joker and Khiladi 786
Siddharth Malhotra and Varun Dhawan for Student Of The Year
Worst Actor (Female)
Anushka Sharma for Jab Tak Hai Jaan
Sonakshi Sinha for Everything She Did
Deepika Padukone and Diana Penty for Cocktail
Farah Khan for Shirin Farhad Ki Nikal Padi
Alia Bhatt for Student Of The Year
For being way more full (of bad jokes, poor acting, horrible writing and cast members)
than we could take.
Son Of Sardar
For being offensive…not just to the Sikh community, but to anyone with intelligence and a sense of humor.
For (among other reasons) being written by the ‘multi-talented genius’ known as Himesh
For not being Dabangg.
Jab Tak Hai Jaan
For being so bad that we’d rather forget its existence than live on with the knowledge that this was the last film Yash Chopra made.
For being one of the worst films ever made…anywhere.
Shirish Kunder for Joker
Arbaaz Khan for Dabangg 2
Karan Johar for Student Of The Year
Kabir Khan for Ek Tha Tiger
Sajid Khan for Housefull 2
Most Irritating Song*
* For playing incessantly on radio, on TV, in cars, bars and discos; getting stuck in our heads and refusing to leave.
Chinta ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)
Son of Sardar (Son of Sardar)
Anarkali Disco Chali (Housefull 2)
Disco Deewane (Student Of The Year)
Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)
Most Atrocious Lyrics
Anvita Dutt for Ishq wala Love (Student of the Year)
Amitabh Bhattacharya for Halkat Jawani (Heroine)
Shabbir Ahmed for Bipasha Bipasha (Jodi Breakers)
Shabbir Ahmed for Po Po (Son Of Sardar)
Sameer Anjaan for Chinta Ta Chita Chita (Rowdy Rathore)
Himesh Reshammiya for Hookah Bar (Khiladi 786)
Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award
For following up Being Cyrus with Cocktail. We had expectations from you, Homi!
For taking his own awesome Ek Chaalis Ki Last Local, setting it in Delhi and making
Kismat Love Paisa Dilli…and doing a horrible job of it.
For sounding like a parody of his former self in the song Maula from Jism 2
For spending more than 600 crores on Bol Bachchan, Housefull 2, Agneepath, Rowdy Rathore and Ek Tha Tiger (we’ll keep adding the crores as figures keep coming in for Khiladi 786 and Dabangg 2)
Kya Super Kool Hain Hum
1920 Evil Returns
Why Are You Still Trying? Award
For the people who surprised us by their presence, even though we thought their careers were long over.