By Hindustan Times
Mumbai, Feb. 25 -- Haylo my carrot cakes, how goes it with you this Saturday subah? I am up go for my fitting. I am jetting off to LA tonight for the Oscars. I've got the most fabulous gown to walk the red carpet in. No, I'll divulge details only when the time is right. A line I learnt from my Bolly buddies, hahaha! For now, all I can tell you is that is that it's from a desi darzi. Shhhhh, keep your lips sealed now.
I was hoping to meet Mallika Sherawat there, but it seems I won't. Even though she was one of the few to be invited, Madam M is flying back to aamchi Mumbai. We could be crossing each other across the Atlantic. She's in a bit of a hurry to return. Tez, tezzz tezzzzz, because she has to shoot for the Tezz item number...
Ufff this Ratan Jain uncle, did he have to pick the sa