By Hindustan Times
Mumbai, Nov. 5 -- Goooooood morning my chashni-laden piping hot gulab jamuns! Happy Diwali to all of you! I'm extremely elated because I bought myself an 11-carat solitaire from a jeweller last evening. Don't raise those eyebrows, it was the only one left in the store. Anyway, before I set off to my saheli's house to burst crackers, munch on delights and have a night-long card game session, here's what you need to know about all that's hot and not in Bollywood this morning!
Sher Lock Holmes has finally returned from his two-day hibernation to tell me that he had been spying on director-choreographer Farah Khan. I wonder why. Turns out that she had been talking to her friends and colleagues about Katrina Kaif, her Tees Maar Khan heroine, with great awe and in 'graphic' details. Accha, now I know that Sher Lock bhai has developed a soft corner for the petite actor.
Anyway, he's told me that Farah can't stop raving about Kat who shot two films simultaneously: Tees Maar Khan and Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara. He says that Farah endorses Kat as the best and the most professional actor in town, who even shot for her movie while she had fever. The lady director even says that the dimpled actor has the best body in B-Town and is the finest actor she's worked with. Taaliyaan!