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Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description : Writer. Producer. Director. Editor. Composer
Friends : 159
Followers : 133026
Tweets : 1338
Tweeting Since
Mon Jul 27 2009
  • June 20, 2013 02:21 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    I feel I've got writer's bollock.

  • June 20, 2013 01:09 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    Drive slow, enjoy the view. Drive fast, enjoy the blur.

  • June 19, 2013 10:34 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    Those who reply to tweets with "so are you trying to say"... I'm not TRYING TO SAY what you've just read; I SAID IT.

  • June 19, 2013 08:20 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    God just told me he doesn't exist. If you don't believe me, you can ask him.

  • June 19, 2013 07:18 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    Never expect and you will have an unwanted child.

  • June 19, 2013 06:23 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    Tweet toh paraya dhan hoti hain... Retweet ke baad, followers ke timeline hi uska ghar hota hain.

  • June 19, 2013 05:36 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    To err is human. Same err again is errtarded.

  • June 19, 2013 02:13 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    If you hate god, you believe in his existence. Those who don't believe God exists, will be indifferent to it.

  • June 19, 2013 12:59 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    When anyone tells you 'if you can't walk the walk, don't talk the talk' tell them to go fuck the fuck.

  • June 19, 2013 04:21 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    My new blog is about why I don't read other people's blogs. Please read it.

  • June 19, 2013 12:59 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    If you say 'Fuck You' to someone, does that mean you're engaged to them? #MadrasHC

  • June 18, 2013 11:57 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    There's NO such phrase as "Ignorance is bliss". Wow! Feeling great already.

  • June 18, 2013 11:13 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    "Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence." - Robert Frost

  • June 18, 2013 08:41 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    The longer your success takes in coming, the longer it shall last.

  • June 18, 2013 05:59 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    "I'm not fat, I'm chubby." - Hippocrite

  • June 18, 2013 03:42 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    I've got a new law suit. Now all I need is some court shoes to go with it.

  • June 18, 2013 01:27 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    90 percent of the conversations would never start if the weather didn't change.

  • June 18, 2013 01:09 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    Secret to stay young: Lie about your age.

  • June 18, 2013 12:48 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    @MosesSapir Hilarious!

  • June 18, 2013 12:42 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    Getting older isn’t that bad when you consider the options.

  • June 17, 2013 11:25 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    Easy way to get abs: Delete 'fl' from flabs.

  • June 17, 2013 08:53 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    "@thegooglefact: Seeing shapes in the clouds is called nephelococcygia. People who have high IQ's have this ability" Even obscene shapes?

  • June 17, 2013 08:51 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    "Rains don't bother me. I have a dumbrella." - Rahul Gandhi

  • June 17, 2013 08:10 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    Dogs and cats teach us how to be good pets and avoid getting eaten.

  • June 17, 2013 07:36 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    Centuries later, when people realized there are no Gods coming down to save them, they created Superheroes.

  • June 17, 2013 02:58 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    God is an excuse to put your responsibility on someone else.

  • June 17, 2013 02:46 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    You will be what you dream.

  • June 17, 2013 02:40 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." - James Joyce

  • June 17, 2013 02:35 PM

    Shirish Kunder

    When someone doesn't take your opinion seriously, that's only because you haven't earned it yet. Earn an opinion.

  • June 17, 2013 04:32 AM

    Shirish Kunder

    The only cure for insomnia is to do some work in the day.