July 14, 2014 08:14 AM
The ancient oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Greeks. It is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that I know nothing-Socrates
July 13, 2014 11:38 AM
French fries, I’ve discovered, are like women…eat them while they’re hot!
July 13, 2014 11:32 AM
Sometimes I think I should start a fight club for all the haters…come and face me one on one…maybe I’ll get sponsors and make some money
July 13, 2014 11:23 AM
An advice to all my fellow geeks…if you want a chick,put a bug on her phone and monitor her movements. You wont get her! but hey its fun!
July 13, 2014 11:16 AM
I only drink vodka on days that start with V…Vonday, Vuesday, Vednesday, Vursday, Vriday, Vaturday and Vunday. The rest of the time I don’t
July 13, 2014 11:14 AM
Today is international breathing day. Come to think of it, that should be kinda every day #UdayChopraMadnessHour
July 13, 2014 11:10 AM
There are only 2 things we really need to know for life. The first, doesn’t matter and the second is not worth talking about
July 13, 2014 11:06 AM
It’s strange but when I’m drunk I can speak fluent Gorganitor. It isn’t a real real language but at this state, does it really matter
July 13, 2014 10:54 AM
Final words befr I die… Ok fine, Im not dying…To learn something doesn’t make u wiser, it just teaches you that u know less than u should
July 13, 2014 10:24 AM
Being weak is fine. I rather appear weak and gather my strengths, than fight when I’m least ready for it
July 13, 2014 10:21 AM
Does anyone else play civilization 5…it’s kinda awesome!
July 13, 2014 02:59 AM
Men seek sex and disguise it as love. Women seek love and disguise it as sex. Vodka on the other hand treats sex and love exactly the same