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Uday Chopra

Location: Hell, 7th Fire, Oven 666
Description: Mad Scientist trying to discover the source of all evil...so I may beat the Devil, take over Hell and leave my day job!!!
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  • Uday Chopra

    July 21, 2014 10:36 PM

    @RanveerOfficial looking great buddy!

  • Uday Chopra

    July 18, 2014 09:50 PM

    Oh my college days NOT! lol t.co/vyaeC6iYaw

  • Uday Chopra

    July 18, 2014 09:49 PM

    @UdayDhoom This made me happy hahahaha thanks

  • Uday Chopra

    July 15, 2014 08:16 PM

    Now that’s how you pack a punch…All the best @priyankachopra t.co/O1IB9fGzNJ

  • Uday Chopra

    July 14, 2014 08:14 AM

    The ancient oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Greeks. It is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that I know nothing-Socrates

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 09:17 PM

    @probablytrippy you are going to love it…lets play multiplayer sometime and follow @rebeccawatson she’s apparently the greatest civ 5 player

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:38 AM

    French fries, I’ve discovered, are like women…eat them while they’re hot!

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:32 AM

    Sometimes I think I should start a fight club for all the haters…come and face me one on one…maybe I’ll get sponsors and make some money

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:29 AM

    @atulkasbekar I’m not so well versed…I’ll bring the chicks!

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:25 AM

    Ok I’m off to New York to hang out with my hot friend @andreaboehlke later

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:23 AM

    An advice to all my fellow geeks…if you want a chick,put a bug on her phone and monitor her movements. You wont get her! but hey its fun!

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:18 AM

    @mons_sh well kissing is kinda like breathing into someone else’s mouth

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:16 AM

    I only drink vodka on days that start with V…Vonday, Vuesday, Vednesday, Vursday, Vriday, Vaturday and Vunday. The rest of the time I don’t

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:14 AM

    Today is international breathing day. Come to think of it, that should be kinda every day #UdayChopraMadnessHour

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:11 AM

    @Luvin_Life97 early birthday wish Iram

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:10 AM

    There are only 2 things we really need to know for life. The first, doesn’t matter and the second is not worth talking about

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:08 AM

    @bahadurofcourse lassi

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:08 AM

    @shreekheteshwar @AnupamPkher I think we should save manslaughter first

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:07 AM

    @spursgurl were all dying Sandy… I mean eventually

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:06 AM

    It’s strange but when I’m drunk I can speak fluent Gorganitor. It isn’t a real real language but at this state, does it really matter

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:03 AM

    @luxendon use protection

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 11:01 AM

    @andreaboehlke btw what’s wiki feet ? I mean I know I can google it but I’m trying to find thing to chat with u about

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 10:54 AM

    Final words befr I die… Ok fine, Im not dying…To learn something doesn’t make u wiser, it just teaches you that u know less than u should

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 10:26 AM

    @TalhaHammad007 hi

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 10:24 AM

    @AnupamPkher well said my guide, guru and friend!

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 10:24 AM

    Being weak is fine. I rather appear weak and gather my strengths, than fight when I’m least ready for it

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 10:21 AM

    Does anyone else play civilization 5…it’s kinda awesome!

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 06:37 AM

    @andreaboehlke now u tell me 😁

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 04:56 AM

    @andreaboehlke wow! Wish I could join u

  • Uday Chopra

    July 13, 2014 02:59 AM

    Men seek sex and disguise it as love. Women seek love and disguise it as sex. Vodka on the other hand treats sex and love exactly the same