July 24, 2014 04:21 PM
#DasRule If you post more than 4 selfies a week, your 5th selfie must have #lookatmelookatmeihavelowselfesteemandneedreinforcement Under it.
July 24, 2014 10:30 AM
Wrote a song before going to bed. Played it in my mind all night. Woke up, and played it differently. Strange.
July 23, 2014 07:12 PM
Foo Fighters on Vinyl. Nothing better.
July 23, 2014 05:47 PM
Ok new gym rule. If you're a girl or a guy, it's just not ok to wear nipple showing clothing. Put it away, I'm trying to do shoulders.
July 23, 2014 04:20 PM
#DasRule Politicians who avoid questions on TVShows will be eliminated a la Roadies. Dramatic cheesy music, one shot of a wannabe crying.
July 23, 2014 12:38 PM
We are one of the few countries in the world where people with a little bit of power are infinitely more dangerous than people with a lot.
July 23, 2014 10:43 AM
Sigh! Me and muesli are happy, we are...and she is good to me, good for me too. But I'll always miss you CHOCOS. You were the one. Sigh!
July 23, 2014 10:19 AM
I'm convinced the only reason they are launching the iphone6 is to debut a teaser video for the iphone7.
July 22, 2014 05:54 PM
What is it with Gyms and constant EDM? You don't see people at Sunburn screaming and jumping and sweating and.....nevermind.
July 22, 2014 05:37 PM
There's always that one guy at each gym...who you know has been there wwaaaaayyyyyy too long today.
July 22, 2014 05:01 PM
To those asking for Alien Chutney tickets. They are up on bookmyshow. And also....students get 50% off :-) Aug 1, BlueFrog Mumbai. Be there!
July 22, 2014 04:21 PM
#DasRule If you refer to things that are great as 'Sick', someone comes in the room, throws up on you, says "Now that's sick!" Then leaves.
July 21, 2014 11:12 PM
15 Days till my next shoot. 15 Days of comedy, music, office time, travel and writing. Bliss.
July 21, 2014 10:35 PM
There is kindness in the world. You just strain your eyes and look between the idiots. - Some dude.
July 21, 2014 06:41 PM
Our little film #AmitSahniKiList had quite a surprising weekend :-) It grows every day. Go see it!
July 21, 2014 04:21 PM
#DasRule Men caught staring at women must wear reflector sunglasses at all times. With reflectors on inside. 'Juicy' or 'Bebe' on outside.