Vir Das

Location: Mumbai, Maharashtra
Description: Comedian/Actor/Jester/PajamaWearer/Singer/MarieBiscuiter/BulldogEnthusiast/SherlockHolmesFan Facebook: https://t.co/skMDehgkpi Youtube: https://t.co/gmGipa7gIx
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  • Vir Das

    May 5, 2016 10:50 AM

    Dear news, I don't care about Modi's degree or Sonia's chopper. I do care about water, pollution, taxes, education, sanitation. That stuff.

  • Vir Das

    May 5, 2016 10:45 AM

    Anyone else tired of hearing politicians talking about politicians every night when they should be talking about citizens?

  • Vir Das

    May 5, 2016 10:16 AM

    RT @BabyAnimalPics: I lowkey want a big ass dog https://t.co/CfhcLsoqcZ

  • Vir Das

    May 5, 2016 10:14 AM

    Fakk it's hot!

  • Vir Das

    May 5, 2016 08:51 AM

    @amoghranadive pch

  • Vir Das

    May 4, 2016 09:54 PM

    I know when my landline bling....that can only mean one thing....I'm at my grandparents house.

  • Vir Das

    May 4, 2016 08:38 PM

    There are four cookies in this box. Ima have three. May the 4th be wit...actually fuck off...all mine.

  • Vir Das

    May 4, 2016 07:17 PM

    When someone steals your logo....all you can do is smile. https://t.co/BIMSPJubdr

  • Vir Das

    May 4, 2016 07:11 PM

    Wants a small social media detox. Is reminded how much stuff there is to market. Markets it. Wants a small social media detox.

  • Vir Das

    May 4, 2016 03:12 PM

    @NandiniYadav08 @AlienChutney song about cake?

  • Vir Das

    May 4, 2016 11:18 AM

    Alright! Next Thursday my band @AlienChutney plays Todi Social! COME!!!! https://t.co/GkyMZr2z8e

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 08:54 PM

    @AsliSumanSingha that's great! Any ideas?

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 08:52 PM

    @vishalarora852 good stuff!

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 08:51 PM

    @TheAkbarNama I think if you're preventing littering you're more patriotic than most :-)

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 08:50 PM

    @vishalarora852 good answer! Now what do you do to keep that feeling going?

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 08:43 PM

    Help. Doing research for something I'm working on. If you like, please answer these two questions as a reply.Thanks! https://t.co/OTyA2FKioX

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 02:47 PM

    A little birdie tells me that Alien Chutney is playing in Mumbai on the 12th! So if you like the Game of Thrones and Maggi songs....

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 11:30 AM

    India. Where 'you will get exposure' is code for 'we have no money'.

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 09:48 AM

    Some dogs give you the puppy face. Mine prefers to sit in front of you and have drool drip onto your toes as you eat. Much more effective.

  • Vir Das

    May 3, 2016 09:29 AM

    Red chick: welcome back. Jon: bitch I was in heaven!!!! Red: oh...uh....what's it like? Jon: cool...you get on a train from platform 9 & 3/4

  • Vir Das

    May 2, 2016 10:22 PM

    SPOILER ALERT. Game of Thrones ep 2 was awesome! Turns out Christian Bale has a twin brother and that's how he does his magic.

  • Vir Das

    May 2, 2016 08:37 AM

    Too many Old indian uncles have no concept of respectful communication with a woman. They won't change and it's disrespectful to teach them.

  • Vir Das

    May 1, 2016 11:20 PM

    The 'I firmly believe I belong on the bed' look. https://t.co/vXoD34inI8

  • Vir Das

    May 1, 2016 07:09 PM

    Facebook does to youtube links you post, what the woman you love does to women you used to date.

  • Vir Das

    May 1, 2016 12:30 PM

    I'm pretty sure I messed this up. #icantsaycoolshit https://t.co/IOuWcDj9Cq

  • Vir Das

    May 1, 2016 12:18 PM

    It would be nice to see an EDM video without anorexic people for once.

  • Vir Das

    April 30, 2016 09:14 PM

    But why you don't tweet now when you tweeted about that other thing you tweeted about when you weren't tweeting about that third thing?

  • Vir Das

    April 30, 2016 09:12 PM

    Done so much congress comedy. Why I owe you a potcast for every political party? It's comedy, not an emi you dolt! https://t.co/Kdpmz7NZcP

  • Vir Das

    April 30, 2016 09:06 PM

    The 100 Foot Journey, one of those films I will always stop and watch when it's on TV....and then head to the fridge :-)

  • Vir Das

    April 30, 2016 12:57 PM

    @mojorojo @hankypanty @SahilBulla Sri Lanka.....