Vir Das

Location: ÜT: 19.051416,72.825702
Description: Comedian/Actor/Jester/PajamaWearer/Singer/MarieBiscuitLover/BulldogEnthusiast/SherlockHolmesFanGirl/DogsBollocks
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  • Vir Das

    September 1, 2015 11:38 PM

    Now watching Etc Punjabi Toronto. Sorry said that wrong. Now watching MTV Indies.

  • Vir Das

    September 1, 2015 09:29 PM

    Indian Parents - The Original Tinder.

  • Vir Das

    September 1, 2015 03:42 PM

    Ok.....ima say this.....that new Bieber song.....not half bad....GO TO HELL!!!! DONT YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!! YOURE NOT HE BOSS OF ME!!

  • Vir Das

    September 1, 2015 03:23 PM

    Them: Every Cloud has a silver lining. Me: That's actually a condensation nuclei. Silence.......

  • Vir Das

    September 1, 2015 01:15 PM

    @everyotherbeing actually yes I do remember. Which is why I tweet about them. Here's a picture of an otter. Bye now. t.co/gq7HhnmxSW

  • Vir Das

    September 1, 2015 09:41 AM

    Hey Indian News Channels, remember all those other stories, people, cities, countries that aren't connected to a high profile murder? No? Ok

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 06:08 PM

    @Sophie_Choudry @ashwinmushran @MeiyangChang and also I think at least two models are suing us for trauma :-(

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 06:03 PM

    @Sophie_Choudry @ashwinmushran @MeiyangChang what? Well...from what I've heard....it's not a fashion show without some sort of banging :-)

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 01:52 PM

    RT @ashwinmushran: Random Models in the papers today...Silly stuff I tell you #LakmeFashionWeek t.co/C8uc0Lqm2v

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 01:45 PM

    @ashwinmushran @Sophie_Choudry @MeiyangChang hahahaha it's everywhere :-) and i have officially aged 60 years.

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 10:25 AM

    So yeah.....you know how timing is everything in life? Yeah....I'm touring Gujarat again this weekend :-)

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 10:12 AM

    @Shaadrandhawa buddy that is one cute kid! You've got an interesting 17 years ahead of you :-)

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 10:10 AM

    I'm gonna take a guess here and say that Miley Cyrus's stylist is really into ice cream sundaes.

  • Vir Das

    August 31, 2015 01:18 AM

    The last three days :-) t.co/3QOHRf999g

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 12:39 PM

    @gqindia is 'stumblingly' a word? :-)

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 12:24 PM

    Why airline lounge? Why? Why you put those dirty cream rolls with pineapple flakes out first thing in the morning when you know I'll have 3?

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 12:21 PM

    @mojorojo you know I have to go back to that show sometime. Can't remember why I stopped watching it.

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 12:15 PM

    @mojorojo and also yes....andrews had an evening booking :-)

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 12:14 PM

    @mojorojo hey you young whippersnapper I'll have you know my rock show wrapped at 1.30am last night. My back hurts....but still....pfft.

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 12:12 PM

    #BattleOfDaSexes in Mumbai in a few hours...little birdie tells me it's packed. Also 5.30 show. Yes 5.30 :-) Have supper afterwards.

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 10:11 AM

    Dear person. Ok you 'think you know me from somewhere' but having that thought standing 1.5 feet from my face while pointing is awkward.

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 03:06 AM

    Receiving so much love from people out in Toronto, glad to hear that you all loved the film. @SIFFToronto @31stOctFilm !

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 02:51 AM

    There's a moment when the crowd is cooking, you're drenched in sweat and the groove is good when you realise there's nothing like live music

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 02:38 AM

    RT @catchmirr: Congrats team @31stOctFilm @thevirdas @sakpataudi @harrytweetsat @divyaztweets @StonyDaze @MagicalDreamsIN #SIFF2015 http:/…

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 01:59 AM

    “@nikhileshmurthy: Human next to me is disappointed because came to see a @thevirdas stand-up gig & doesn't know what @AlienChutney is!” :-)

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 01:19 AM

    Beast of a chutney gig! Thank you Salt for having us :-)))) and what an awesome crowd. t.co/iD1MEmGpGp

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 01:16 AM

    RT @WOWPicsOfLife: The sun setting in Hawaii. t.co/18OUSoE0Ha

  • Vir Das

    August 30, 2015 01:15 AM

    New ad. Amnesia is hitting you daadi! How could you forget my wedding! https://t.co/K8ZBkBWq6N

  • Vir Das

    August 29, 2015 08:40 PM

    @praband there's an opening band buddy. Very good. We get on at 10.

  • Vir Das

    August 29, 2015 08:38 PM

    @deespeak @sahil_sangha thank you :-))) I shall ensure delivery of my wittiest pieces!