May 5, 2016 10:50 AM
Dear news, I don't care about Modi's degree or Sonia's chopper. I do care about water, pollution, taxes, education, sanitation. That stuff.
May 5, 2016 10:45 AM
Anyone else tired of hearing politicians talking about politicians every night when they should be talking about citizens?
May 5, 2016 10:14 AM
Fakk it's hot!
May 4, 2016 09:54 PM
I know when my landline bling....that can only mean one thing....I'm at my grandparents house.
May 4, 2016 08:38 PM
There are four cookies in this box. Ima have three. May the 4th be wit...actually fuck off...all mine.
May 4, 2016 07:17 PM
When someone steals your logo....all you can do is smile. https://t.co/BIMSPJubdr
May 4, 2016 07:11 PM
Wants a small social media detox. Is reminded how much stuff there is to market. Markets it. Wants a small social media detox.
May 3, 2016 08:43 PM
Help. Doing research for something I'm working on. If you like, please answer these two questions as a reply.Thanks! https://t.co/OTyA2FKioX
May 3, 2016 02:47 PM
A little birdie tells me that Alien Chutney is playing in Mumbai on the 12th! So if you like the Game of Thrones and Maggi songs....
May 3, 2016 11:30 AM
India. Where 'you will get exposure' is code for 'we have no money'.
May 3, 2016 09:48 AM
Some dogs give you the puppy face. Mine prefers to sit in front of you and have drool drip onto your toes as you eat. Much more effective.
May 3, 2016 09:29 AM
Red chick: welcome back. Jon: bitch I was in heaven!!!! Red: oh...uh....what's it like? Jon: cool...you get on a train from platform 9 & 3/4
May 2, 2016 10:22 PM
SPOILER ALERT. Game of Thrones ep 2 was awesome! Turns out Christian Bale has a twin brother and that's how he does his magic.
May 2, 2016 08:37 AM
Too many Old indian uncles have no concept of respectful communication with a woman. They won't change and it's disrespectful to teach them.
May 1, 2016 11:20 PM
The 'I firmly believe I belong on the bed' look. https://t.co/vXoD34inI8
May 1, 2016 07:09 PM
Facebook does to youtube links you post, what the woman you love does to women you used to date.
May 1, 2016 12:30 PM
I'm pretty sure I messed this up. #icantsaycoolshit https://t.co/IOuWcDj9Cq
May 1, 2016 12:18 PM
It would be nice to see an EDM video without anorexic people for once.
April 30, 2016 09:14 PM
But why you don't tweet now when you tweeted about that other thing you tweeted about when you weren't tweeting about that third thing?
April 30, 2016 09:12 PM
Done so much congress comedy. Why I owe you a potcast for every political party? It's comedy, not an emi you dolt! https://t.co/Kdpmz7NZcP
April 30, 2016 09:06 PM
The 100 Foot Journey, one of those films I will always stop and watch when it's on TV....and then head to the fridge :-)