May 26, 2016 09:40 PM
Airline lounge food exists only to make airline food seem tasty.
May 26, 2016 07:33 PM
Congrats guys! Keep rocking! https://t.co/hptT3EzH2g
May 26, 2016 09:33 AM
Coming month has Alien Chutney, Battle of Da Sexes, Unbelievable and On the Pot...on tour. 6 different hrs of comedy :-) Can't wait!
May 26, 2016 08:56 AM
#SpoilerAlert Bananas left outdoors.
May 26, 2016 08:54 AM
South Africa tonight :-))))))
May 25, 2016 06:39 PM
BENGALURU! Back in your city on June 19th with the #UnbelievableTour Tix: https://t.co/QZdVW1xdB9 https://t.co/CGwCTzvSbm
May 25, 2016 06:36 PM
Good lord! Disturbing footage from the archives have you :-) https://t.co/UhvwbHKCYf
May 25, 2016 06:19 PM
Political joke: dont try to be serious bloody clown. Makes stupid joke: Bloody clown, be serious. Is serious: Eh joke maar Na.
May 25, 2016 05:18 PM
You know how when a kid turns 2 there's a huge party instead of reviewing his performance over 24months? Yeah....that's because he's a kid.
May 25, 2016 04:58 PM
Since there's a debate raging on my Facebook. Hot world issue :-) https://t.co/DHD4jKc0Vx
May 25, 2016 03:08 PM
There's people who search the world for fine wines, single malts, cigars, rare cheeses....I feel this way about biscuits. #aukad
May 25, 2016 03:00 PM
Find me one wedding video shot in the last 4 yrs that isn't entirely in slow motion....go ahead....yeah...that's what I thought...walk away.
May 25, 2016 09:05 AM
Chimps in a cage fling poop at each other for fun....that seems to be the most accurate reenactment of social media I've ever seen.
May 24, 2016 11:20 PM
Wishing there was an Enfield 500 in my bed because that would be softer than this snoring bulldog.
May 24, 2016 08:55 AM
KABADOR KABADOR KABADOR KABADOR......oh sorry....I meant KABADI WALLA AT THE DOOR....KABADI WALLA AT THE DOOR.
May 23, 2016 09:11 PM
Game of thrones....kinda losing the plot.
May 23, 2016 01:45 PM
When you and bae want some alone time....but her parents won't leave. https://t.co/wuPz4ENIpG
May 23, 2016 10:29 AM
#SpoilerAlert #GameofThrones People die, everyone is a douchebag, boobs.
May 23, 2016 10:13 AM
Christ! It's hot enough to befriend assholes with pools.