July 30, 2014 09:11 AM
Heard: Morning sex is way better then coffee 😛👅💦💦 Is it true?
July 30, 2014 01:37 AM
Why is it that when I lose something it's nowhere to be found, but when my Mom looks for it, it Magically appears?
July 28, 2014 05:29 PM
Salam Eid Mubarak to all muslims around the world. May Allah accept our ibadah, supplications & efforts during the holy month of Ramadhan 😊🌸
July 28, 2014 04:18 PM
Bieng Naked deos'nt mean you are Characterless.
July 27, 2014 07:06 PM
After joining twitter, my TV became radio.
July 27, 2014 03:56 PM
Goodafternoon yall ☺️
July 25, 2014 09:53 AM
Every morning I look in the mirror and I wonder if the world sees me the same way as I do.
July 24, 2014 10:59 PM
Not sleeping nude for the first time in years tonight, I feel like I am going to become a republican.
July 24, 2014 04:19 PM
I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.
July 24, 2014 10:11 AM
'I'm wearing yoga pants', is the new 'I'm not wearing any panties'
July 23, 2014 10:55 PM
When is the first chelsea pl match?
July 23, 2014 10:52 PM
meet me by the backdoor.
July 23, 2014 05:37 PM
Life isn't always magical, but at times people truly are.
July 23, 2014 02:21 PM
Just remember, You can change the energy just by who you keep and who you omit.
July 23, 2014 09:35 AM
Morning Shooting shifts are good, but they tire you out.
July 23, 2014 12:02 AM
You want people to change? Give them alcohol.