October 13, 2015 02:00 PM
Mr. Bean is back! https://t.co/VgZnZycuQ1
October 13, 2015 01:14 PM
This is like an epidemic. https://t.co/Lv2y24bwb2
October 12, 2015 08:46 PM
Today, Angus Deaton won the Nobel prize in economics. Tomorrow, he'll return it in protest against the Modi government.
October 12, 2015 01:35 PM
Nothing will inspire you to do things like knowing you don't have much time left.
October 12, 2015 01:11 PM
Word! Sentence! Paragraph! https://t.co/nhyFY2OK2x
October 12, 2015 12:56 PM
You can either be addicted to chess, or to everything else.
October 11, 2015 01:13 AM
The new iPhone 6S Plus looks exactly the same as iPhone 6 Plus. Now how will other people know that we are better than them?
October 11, 2015 12:56 AM
Yup, of course. Cancelling the rehab 😊 https://t.co/69hnKe7xMv
October 10, 2015 10:43 PM
Children are the greatest threat to society. They'll grow up and take away your jobs.
October 10, 2015 10:31 PM
Your worst pic today will look better than your best pic in five years. #Life
October 10, 2015 07:00 PM
There's a special place in hell for people who call up on your phone and ask, "Kaun bol raha hain?"
October 10, 2015 03:32 PM
At least, intolerance has got a 56-inch chest now.
October 10, 2015 01:14 PM
Why are all these rationalist writers returning prestigious awards & positions? If they had waited a little, they would be killed anyways.
October 9, 2015 11:51 PM
There's a special someone out there for everyone. You may never meet them, but they're there somewhere. Dating someone.
October 9, 2015 09:59 PM
Please tell your friends: there's no point in joining Twitter now. We've already tweeted everything.
October 9, 2015 03:50 PM
You can save 50% by buying a Dominos Pizza today. Or save 100% by not buying it at all.
October 9, 2015 01:02 PM
English Teacher. https://t.co/9rWqDnZfqf
October 8, 2015 07:49 PM
To know the true meaning of what's being said, listen to what isn't being said.
October 8, 2015 04:34 PM
American Bhakts! https://t.co/Xy0bmdERjW
October 8, 2015 12:26 PM
AAJ KA GOONDA RAAJ, starring Chiranjeevi, released in 1992, 23 yrs ahead of time. https://t.co/TWotrIbRy9
October 7, 2015 05:22 PM
The kids of this generation will never know the thrill of opening freshly withdrawn notes from the bank that are stapled on both sides.