Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer . Director . Editor
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  • Shirish Kunder

    February 10, 2016 10:58 PM

    Marry a guy who has a cat. Only he'll understand what your silent stares mean.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 10, 2016 07:27 PM

    Congratulations @Guttajwala on winning Gold in Women's Doubles at the #SouthAsianGames2016.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 10, 2016 02:22 PM

    "Tu jahan jahan chalega... Mera saaya saath hoga..." - Amma https://t.co/elnGA8TpVC

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 10, 2016 11:22 AM

    Miss Mother: Beauty Pageant. Haryana cows to catwalk in beauty event on Feb 27 https://t.co/tkG1Yhbdjn

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 10, 2016 10:57 AM

    Happy Birthday to the one & only @DrKumarVishwas Thank you for entertaining us with your poetry & humour. And also for writing this tweet.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 9, 2016 10:01 PM

    No one likes the photo that actually looks like them.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 9, 2016 08:20 PM

    You're not ready for a tattoo if you change your profile pic every month.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 9, 2016 10:55 AM

    RT @SalmanSoz: My rejoinder to @dhume's piece on reinventing secularism. Do read and provide feedback. https://t.co/7OUUAICW3H

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 8, 2016 10:31 PM

    "You remember, how happy we were earlier?" "When we first met?" "No, before that."

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 8, 2016 10:07 PM

    Nothing worse than telling someone how much you hated their ex-girlfriend just before he tells you they're back together.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 7, 2016 10:29 PM

    Never believe anything that's said before the word "but".

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 6, 2016 10:40 PM

    Every time you narrate a bad experience, you're torturing yourself by reliving it all over again.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 6, 2016 08:28 PM

    Being in love with someone who doesn't even know you exist is like God in love with an Atheist.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 6, 2016 10:25 AM

    Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate other people's failure.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 5, 2016 08:45 PM

    The greatest test of leadership skills is trying to get all your family members to agree on one restaurant.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 5, 2016 02:21 PM

    Jet Yamla Pagla Deewana. https://t.co/38AUhiTmZo

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 1, 2016 09:58 PM

    Delhi Police taking action against themselves for beating up student protesters. https://t.co/tLyNpgEYYP

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 1, 2016 09:22 PM

    DAUGHTER: We watched 'Beauty and the Beast'. ME: Great! So what's the moral of the story? DAUGHTER: Guys can get away with being ugly.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 1, 2016 09:01 PM

    Never judge people based on their race, class, or religion. The only thing that matters is: ARE THEY HOT?

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 1, 2016 08:53 PM

    If there are ninety-nine reasons to not do it and one reason to do it, DO IT.

  • Shirish Kunder

    February 1, 2016 11:59 AM

    Marry a lazy person. They'll be too lazy to cheat on you.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 31, 2016 09:45 PM

    When you get something you don't deserve, you'll also lose it for no fault of yours.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 31, 2016 11:06 AM

    SON: I've seen all Harry Potter movies. ME: Great! Have you read them? SON: Yes. ME: When? SON: While watching the movies. It comes below.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 30, 2016 11:20 PM

    Never call a Bhakt foolish. It's like calling water wet.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 30, 2016 10:54 PM

    When two people win an argument, it's called divorce.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 29, 2016 10:12 PM

    If anyone's been looking for me, I'm behind this old man on the stairs since the last 2 hours.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 29, 2016 05:03 PM

    At what point do we stop calling our Camera a Phone?

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 28, 2016 06:35 PM

    For Rs 62,990, Blackberry Priv is pretty good investment. In 6 months, you can double your money by selling it as rare antique.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 28, 2016 09:46 AM

    This generation will never know the thrill of answering the phone without knowing who's calling.

  • Shirish Kunder

    January 27, 2016 10:22 PM

    Nothing saves time and money like being antisocial.