August 2, 2015 10:32 PM
"Dance like no one is watching" is very easy if you're not attractive.
August 2, 2015 12:59 PM
Once you know the meaning of 'acquaintance', you understand the true meaning of 'friendship'. Happy Friendship Day
August 1, 2015 09:23 PM
Congratulations Sania! https://t.co/WCAbvn171T
August 1, 2015 08:23 PM
To see genuine happiness in people's eyes, just tell them, you've given up on your dreams.
August 1, 2015 07:35 PM
WIFE: 50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. 20 is the new 10. ME: In that case, our marriage is illegal.
July 31, 2015 07:28 PM
#DragMeDown is something we never have to say in India. It's on the house.
July 31, 2015 05:08 PM
Never trust a costume designer; everything they do is fabricated.
July 29, 2015 08:31 PM
The secret to happiness is being stupid.
July 29, 2015 11:48 AM
Today is World Tiger Day. Tomorrow, World Yakub Day.
July 28, 2015 08:20 PM
Makeup is the biggest lie that we've all accepted as part of our lives.
July 28, 2015 05:44 PM
The next biggest lie after "Love you too" is "You've lost weight".
July 28, 2015 01:18 PM
You can achieve anything you want if you're NOT ambitious.
July 27, 2015 01:33 AM
I'm going to sleep now. Please don't wake me up. https://t.co/mkk6qlLWIw
July 26, 2015 09:07 PM
This guy next to me at the traffic signal is listening to some really awesome music, whether he wants to or not.
July 26, 2015 10:18 AM
Anna Hazare: Season 6, begins.
July 25, 2015 10:30 PM
This is the oldest you've ever been. It's also the youngest you'll ever be. #Life
July 25, 2015 07:53 PM
Met some long lost friends, and it all started coming back, why I lost them in the first place.
July 23, 2015 12:00 PM
It's always the ones who've done nothing, that have the maximum advice for those who are doing something.
July 23, 2015 09:50 AM
The easiest way to annoy someone is to advise them on their area of expertise, of which you know nothing about.
July 22, 2015 10:32 PM
People call you selfish only when they cannot manipulate you into doing what they want.
July 22, 2015 03:36 PM
"I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond." - James Bond's mother, on giving birth to him #Spectre
July 22, 2015 12:28 PM
Never agree to take pictures of an ugly person. They'll blame YOU for looking ugly in it.
July 21, 2015 03:19 PM
Never wear shoes that look better than you.
July 21, 2015 11:45 AM
No pain, no gain. Yes rain, no train. #MumbaiRains
July 21, 2015 08:38 AM
They must start with Earth. https://t.co/AsDv5jmu39
July 21, 2015 08:12 AM
We all know what this means. Gajendra Chauhan (or someone like him) is our new hockey coach. https://t.co/E1LgHteEzn
July 21, 2015 06:11 AM
Do not be disheartened if others don't believe in you. They have not seen your dreams.