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Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer . Producer . Director . Editor
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  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 11:01 PM

    For 50 yrs we've been saying "Hindi Chini bhai bhai" in a language that the Chinese don't understand. Who are we trying to communicate with?

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 10:23 PM

    在印度,他们强迫我吃素食满洲和芒果果酱。我永远不会回去。~ Xi Jinping

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 08:49 PM

    If Scotland had decided YES, what would have been United Kingdom's new name? Kingdom or Divided Kingdom? #ScotlandDecides

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 07:58 PM

    @hemasriram :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 07:14 PM

    @SaritaTanwar :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 07:06 PM

    I've convinced my wife to do one hour of meditation everyday. That's the one hour of peace I'll get.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 06:13 PM

    When you do one thing at a time, something actually gets done.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 06:10 PM

    @irocksid :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 04:50 PM

    @CMotiwalla :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 04:27 PM

    "Eleven Jinping" is still better than "Jinping Jhapak".

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 04:21 PM

    Did you see the iPhone 7 in Xi Jinping's hands?

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 04:18 PM

    @whitespeaking :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 04:08 PM

    Hope Xi Jinping was also shown the music video of Ching's Secret noodles.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 03:57 PM

    Apparently, the one thing that scared the Scots was "Teen Guna Lagaan". #ScotlandDecides

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 03:43 PM

    Thankfully, we didn't have any such voting in 1947. #ScotlandDecides

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 19, 2014 01:12 PM

    Between a human and a vulture, the vulture is safer. It'll at least wait till you're dead.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 18, 2014 10:30 PM

    Judging a cricketer by T20 is like judging a writer by his tweets.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 18, 2014 08:53 PM

    Every time you narrate a bad experience, you're torturing yourself by reliving it all over again.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 18, 2014 02:24 PM

    Ever since humans have found Twitter, vultures have been out of business.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 18, 2014 11:32 AM

    Students... Choosing Sanskrit as second language can be really helpful, in case you ever plan to time travel.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 18, 2014 11:26 AM

    @Intrepide_ Sure, thanks :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 17, 2014 08:22 PM

    If I could have one superpower, I'll have China.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 17, 2014 04:52 PM

    No comedy makes people laugh harder than the misfortune of others.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 17, 2014 03:54 PM

    Sachche din aane waale hain! #bypollresults

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 17, 2014 02:09 PM

    No greater achievement than getting over an addiction.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 16, 2014 11:47 PM

    One flew over the cuckoo's nest. So presumably, the rest flew under it.

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 16, 2014 11:24 PM

    @BollywoodHonest :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 16, 2014 10:04 PM

    @whitespeaking :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 16, 2014 08:46 PM

    Just posted a photo: t.co/3wcI8rMC6f

  • Shirish Kunder

    September 16, 2014 01:52 PM

    It's good to be single. Better than being an album.