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Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer . Producer . Director . Editor
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  • Shirish Kunder

    August 29, 2014 06:19 PM

    If you tell people god does not exist, they think you're a bad person. But if you say you have seen good, they think you're a mad person.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 29, 2014 02:06 PM

    It always saddens me to see someone without a roof over his head, or with a Blackberry in his hand.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 11:20 PM

    @Iamkavitak :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 11:08 PM

    You're only as good as the person whose tweets you're copying.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 11:03 PM

    Would you get scared of a cockroach and kill it, if it were not ugly, and looked pretty like a butterfly?

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 10:50 PM

    Do gods of different religions also fight with each other? Or they don't care?

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 03:28 PM

    My wife was complaining about a rat in the house. I said it must've come with the Ganpati. She immediately called it a mouse with respect.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 02:39 PM

    A man walked into an iron bar. That's irony!

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 02:14 PM

    Happy Birthday @DiptiJindal! Much Love

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 02:10 PM

    The Best Ice Bucket Challenge! t.co/FEKvXwchHH

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 28, 2014 01:32 PM

    @Ruchita_Misra Yup, I remember!

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 27, 2014 10:49 PM

    The publishing industry must be booming. Every book is a bestseller. Not a single goodseller or betterseller.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 27, 2014 08:04 PM

    If Cook is in the field, who's in the kitchen?

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 27, 2014 07:56 PM

    Everyone's been saying #Raina. God heard "Rain aa".

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 27, 2014 05:19 PM

    I guess, we only know after trying once. Best we can do is not repeat it. RT @Chinmayi: @ShirishKunder how does one know one from the other?

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 27, 2014 04:34 PM

    Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. ~ Unknown

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 26, 2014 10:35 PM

    The coming generation's biggest challenge will be finding a username that's still available.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 11:00 PM

    If you aren't following me yet, neither was Robin Williams. That's all I can say. God bless you.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 08:02 PM

    People look their worst when they're angry. Unless it's someone you're in love with; they look even more beautiful.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 05:32 PM

    People can seldom control their own mind, but will always try to control other people's minds.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 05:02 PM

    @ruqayya_srkfan Hey... Hope all well with you. Love

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 03:50 PM

    Happy Birthday @shrishtiarya! Much Love

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 03:39 PM

    Forgive people, not for their sake, but your own peace of mind.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 02:57 PM

    RIP Richard Attenborough.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 25, 2014 02:34 PM

    For lunch? Keep clam and curry on.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 24, 2014 07:22 PM

    I've no problem with people coming out of the closet, as long as they don't come out of my closet. That would give me a heart attack.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 24, 2014 06:25 PM

    @TheFarahKhan Only 3 hairs!!! I hope she can't see into the future.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 24, 2014 04:56 PM

    No sport can become popular without hot women falling in love with its players.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 24, 2014 01:23 PM

    For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting me on my driving.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 23, 2014 06:22 PM

    When you break someone's heart, do you have to buy it?