Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer / Producer / Director / Editor / Composer
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  • Shirish Kunder

    July 3, 2015 01:43 PM

    Fun question to ask your grandparents: Why do good people die early?

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 2, 2015 11:16 PM

    When someone makes you feel invisible, the best thing to do is disappear.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 2, 2015 10:06 AM

    You'll be more at peace if you feel "nothing" instead of "anger" for some people.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 28, 2015 02:22 PM

    When you're scared to hear the answer, you already know what the answer is.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 27, 2015 11:14 AM

    My Gujju ex had told me long back that I'm a selfies person.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 27, 2015 10:03 AM

    Same-sex marriage is now legal in the U.S. But beware, no one has said anything about same-sex divorce.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 26, 2015 12:52 PM

    The first time you got out of your comfort zone, you were born.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 24, 2015 12:40 PM

    Of course men and women can just be friends, but only when one of them is ugly.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 22, 2015 12:20 PM

    Once you accept that you're ugly, there's no pressure.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 21, 2015 01:01 PM

    Moorkhasana. https://t.co/c25BEgNzP6

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 21, 2015 12:06 PM

    After a certain age, alcohol does not agree with you. But as long as you don't plan to argue with it, you should be fine.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 20, 2015 01:36 PM

    Rains are wonderful, as long as they don't fall on me.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 19, 2015 10:51 AM

    Apple, Microsoft and Google started in a garage! Maybe we should spend less money on college and more money on garage.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 17, 2015 10:00 PM

    Always go the extra mile in any work you do. Unless you're a taxi driver.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 16, 2015 10:33 AM

    Tired of texting non-stop? Need a little break? Ask her to send a selfie.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 10, 2015 10:19 AM

    Caesar Salad Recipe: 1.Take any salad. 2. And stab it 23 times.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 8, 2015 10:44 PM

    Mirrors, 10 yrs ago, were so much better looking than the mirrors now.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 3, 2015 01:57 PM

    RT @twirus_india: Top accnts: 1 @MirzaSania 2 @shirishkunder 3 Varun_dvn 4 @BeingSalmanKhan 5 @bollywood_life

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 3, 2015 12:42 PM

    The sad thing about this Maggi lead issue is - kids will once again start chewing pencils.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 2, 2015 10:58 PM

    Nestle has offered to make Maggi safe by throwing in an eraser also with the lead.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 1, 2015 10:36 PM

    You can tell a lot about a woman who posts a photo of her ring instead of her fiancé to announce her engagement.

  • Shirish Kunder

    June 1, 2015 09:46 PM

    Everyone was once an optimist, until their first heartbreak.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 31, 2015 10:36 PM

    I've been hiding my emotions for so long, I forgot where I put them.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 31, 2015 09:40 PM

    Forgive people, not for their sake, but your own peace of mind.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 31, 2015 07:48 PM

    "Today, I've cooked for you!" she threatened

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 30, 2015 10:36 PM

    When I send a message from my iPhone, if it turns green instead of blue, does that mean I'm pregnant?

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 30, 2015 09:53 PM

    Join the most expensive gym. Then you won't have money for food, and will lose weight.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 30, 2015 08:37 PM

    I'm all for women empowerment - but who are you wearing?

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 30, 2015 01:05 PM

    A pencil is only a pen with commitment issues.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 30, 2015 11:43 AM

    If anyone's been looking for me, I'm behind this old man on the stairs since the last 2 hours.