August 29, 2014 06:19 PM
If you tell people god does not exist, they think you're a bad person. But if you say you have seen good, they think you're a mad person.
August 29, 2014 02:06 PM
It always saddens me to see someone without a roof over his head, or with a Blackberry in his hand.
August 28, 2014 11:08 PM
You're only as good as the person whose tweets you're copying.
August 28, 2014 11:03 PM
Would you get scared of a cockroach and kill it, if it were not ugly, and looked pretty like a butterfly?
August 28, 2014 10:50 PM
Do gods of different religions also fight with each other? Or they don't care?
August 28, 2014 03:28 PM
My wife was complaining about a rat in the house. I said it must've come with the Ganpati. She immediately called it a mouse with respect.
August 28, 2014 02:39 PM
A man walked into an iron bar. That's irony!
August 27, 2014 10:49 PM
The publishing industry must be booming. Every book is a bestseller. Not a single goodseller or betterseller.
August 27, 2014 08:04 PM
If Cook is in the field, who's in the kitchen?
August 27, 2014 07:56 PM
Everyone's been saying #Raina. God heard "Rain aa".
August 27, 2014 04:34 PM
Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. ~ Unknown
August 26, 2014 10:35 PM
The coming generation's biggest challenge will be finding a username that's still available.
August 25, 2014 11:00 PM
If you aren't following me yet, neither was Robin Williams. That's all I can say. God bless you.
August 25, 2014 08:02 PM
People look their worst when they're angry. Unless it's someone you're in love with; they look even more beautiful.
August 25, 2014 05:32 PM
People can seldom control their own mind, but will always try to control other people's minds.
August 25, 2014 03:39 PM
Forgive people, not for their sake, but your own peace of mind.
August 25, 2014 02:57 PM
RIP Richard Attenborough.
August 25, 2014 02:34 PM
For lunch? Keep clam and curry on.
August 24, 2014 07:22 PM
I've no problem with people coming out of the closet, as long as they don't come out of my closet. That would give me a heart attack.
August 24, 2014 04:56 PM
No sport can become popular without hot women falling in love with its players.
August 24, 2014 01:23 PM
For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting me on my driving.
August 23, 2014 06:22 PM
When you break someone's heart, do you have to buy it?