February 10, 2016 10:58 PM
Marry a guy who has a cat. Only he'll understand what your silent stares mean.
February 10, 2016 02:22 PM
"Tu jahan jahan chalega... Mera saaya saath hoga..." - Amma https://t.co/elnGA8TpVC
February 10, 2016 11:22 AM
Miss Mother: Beauty Pageant. Haryana cows to catwalk in beauty event on Feb 27 https://t.co/tkG1Yhbdjn
February 9, 2016 10:01 PM
No one likes the photo that actually looks like them.
February 9, 2016 08:20 PM
You're not ready for a tattoo if you change your profile pic every month.
February 8, 2016 10:31 PM
"You remember, how happy we were earlier?" "When we first met?" "No, before that."
February 8, 2016 10:07 PM
Nothing worse than telling someone how much you hated their ex-girlfriend just before he tells you they're back together.
February 7, 2016 10:29 PM
Never believe anything that's said before the word "but".
February 6, 2016 10:40 PM
Every time you narrate a bad experience, you're torturing yourself by reliving it all over again.
February 6, 2016 08:28 PM
Being in love with someone who doesn't even know you exist is like God in love with an Atheist.
February 6, 2016 10:25 AM
Those who have no achievements to celebrate, celebrate other people's failure.
February 5, 2016 08:45 PM
The greatest test of leadership skills is trying to get all your family members to agree on one restaurant.
February 5, 2016 02:21 PM
Jet Yamla Pagla Deewana. https://t.co/38AUhiTmZo
February 1, 2016 09:58 PM
Delhi Police taking action against themselves for beating up student protesters. https://t.co/tLyNpgEYYP
February 1, 2016 09:22 PM
DAUGHTER: We watched 'Beauty and the Beast'. ME: Great! So what's the moral of the story? DAUGHTER: Guys can get away with being ugly.
February 1, 2016 09:01 PM
Never judge people based on their race, class, or religion. The only thing that matters is: ARE THEY HOT?
February 1, 2016 08:53 PM
If there are ninety-nine reasons to not do it and one reason to do it, DO IT.
February 1, 2016 11:59 AM
Marry a lazy person. They'll be too lazy to cheat on you.
January 31, 2016 09:45 PM
When you get something you don't deserve, you'll also lose it for no fault of yours.
January 31, 2016 11:06 AM
SON: I've seen all Harry Potter movies. ME: Great! Have you read them? SON: Yes. ME: When? SON: While watching the movies. It comes below.
January 30, 2016 11:20 PM
Never call a Bhakt foolish. It's like calling water wet.
January 30, 2016 10:54 PM
When two people win an argument, it's called divorce.
January 29, 2016 10:12 PM
If anyone's been looking for me, I'm behind this old man on the stairs since the last 2 hours.
January 29, 2016 05:03 PM
At what point do we stop calling our Camera a Phone?
January 28, 2016 06:35 PM
For Rs 62,990, Blackberry Priv is pretty good investment. In 6 months, you can double your money by selling it as rare antique.
January 28, 2016 09:46 AM
This generation will never know the thrill of answering the phone without knowing who's calling.
January 27, 2016 10:22 PM
Nothing saves time and money like being antisocial.