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Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer . Director . Editor . Composer
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  • Shirish Kunder

    November 29, 2014 12:02 AM

    Anger is the punishment we give ourselves for someone else's mistake.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 28, 2014 06:23 PM

    Temptation is the cause of all our problems. Discipline, the solution to it.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 28, 2014 01:41 PM

    WOW! RT @sonamakapoor: Dolly kiski?? #dollykidoli t.co/I1S7Le0MNk t.co/O2QSMlqGcb

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 27, 2014 10:08 PM

    Heard at the gym: It's important to have brains, but it's importanter to have biceps.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 27, 2014 06:20 PM

    Those who don't enjoy solitude will not love freedom.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 27, 2014 06:18 PM

    Never believe anything that's said before the word "but".

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 26, 2014 09:13 PM

    Never trust a man who laughs too much and a woman who cries too much.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 25, 2014 08:22 PM

    Fear is not real. We only imagine it while thinking of possibilities that may never happen.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 25, 2014 08:06 PM

    Congratulations @Riteishd and @geneliad on being proud parents to a baby boy! Lots of love.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 25, 2014 03:55 PM

    "Never take sides. Let everyone believe you're on their side." - God

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 25, 2014 12:04 PM

    There's no reason to be proud of being beautiful. It's no achievement, you've just won a lottery.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 24, 2014 11:45 PM

    @whitespeaking :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 24, 2014 10:54 PM

    There are some people whom when you see, it's impossible to imagine they were once innocent babies.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 24, 2014 06:10 PM

    I've been hiding my emotions for so long, I forgot where I put them.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 24, 2014 01:18 PM

    Future depends on whether you've spent your time or invested it.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 24, 2014 12:57 PM

    Now starting to watch the Harry Potter series, so I know what spells my son has been casting on me.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 24, 2014 12:53 PM

    Another day has passed and I still haven't used Sanskrit even once in my life.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 23, 2014 10:52 PM

    No one wins or loses forever, coz the game never ends.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 23, 2014 10:33 PM

    If you're feeling like shit today, be proud that at least you're not the moron who asked Vishy if he'll stop playing chess. #CarlsenAnand

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 23, 2014 04:53 PM

    It's always funny when it happens to others.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 23, 2014 01:34 PM

    Everything happens for the good. Maybe not your good, but someone's good.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 22, 2014 11:21 PM

    @rajcheerfull :-)

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 22, 2014 10:16 PM

    If you're looking for a meaningful relationship, look in the dictionary.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 22, 2014 09:27 PM

    "Go with the flow." - Dead Fish

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 22, 2014 09:10 PM

    It doesn't mean much when your suicidal girlfriend tells you she loves you more than her own life.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 22, 2014 03:19 PM

    Diplomacy is the art of being nice until you load your gun.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 20, 2014 10:08 PM

    Millions of followers get conned by their godman every year. Serves them right.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 20, 2014 07:58 PM

    Godmen may be criminals, but the bigger criminals are the idiots who follow them and make them godmen.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 20, 2014 07:06 PM

    Being thick-skinned is not the same as being strong.

  • Shirish Kunder

    November 20, 2014 12:59 PM

    First love is not completely useless. They make for good passwords.