March 21, 2017 08:14 PM
"How many books do you read in a month?" "None." "You're a writer and don't read books?!" "I'm a writer, not a reader."
March 20, 2017 02:53 PM
Before elections, make promises to fools. After elections, make promises to the rest. Then, let the two fight & fulfill promises to friends.
March 19, 2017 06:41 PM
Idiots are like water. They occupy most of the Earth.
March 18, 2017 10:25 AM
#ShirishlySpeaking: Episode 7 A troll caught abusing by his daughter, A wife to send a drug peddler to jail & more https://t.co/lmRXkkdzkA
March 15, 2017 08:44 PM
Life is unpredictable. So always dress well. Your ghost will have to wear it for the rest of its life.
March 15, 2017 02:16 PM
The next logical step is to find out who did this. And then, go and apologise to them. https://t.co/qvgxOLs6sF
March 13, 2017 01:33 PM
Shot by my daughter - Diva. https://t.co/f9OFcjTvBj
March 13, 2017 12:17 PM
Everyone playing Holi must yell "Holi Hai" at the other people playing Holi, just in case they haven't realised it yet. #HappyHoli
March 12, 2017 07:27 PM
A selfie is just a photograph that no one else wants to take. https://t.co/8LSGC5aKDi
March 12, 2017 12:22 PM
You can always be assured of a larger market if you cater to idiots. And if you're an idiot yourself, you can always relate to them better.
March 11, 2017 10:00 AM
#ShirishlySpeaking: Episode 6 How to avoid mix-up of wife & GF's name, The perfect guy who'll never leave you & more https://t.co/ETiNi51jwD