January 26, 2015 07:37 PM
If you hate everything, you will love Twitter.
January 26, 2015 07:28 PM
How many of you have come across people who give you their camera and say, "please take my selfie"?
January 26, 2015 06:42 PM
When a man posts a selfie, he's narcissistic. When a woman posts, she's strong and independent.
January 26, 2015 01:32 PM
When someone is rude to you, it only exposes their nature.
January 26, 2015 01:04 PM
Obama was not chewing gum. It was last night's Rabri. #RDayWithObama
January 25, 2015 05:43 PM
Everyone loves Barack in Sri Lanka. Only the 'B' is silent.
January 25, 2015 11:14 AM
Every morning, all the cells in my body are sleeper cells.
January 24, 2015 11:40 PM
Wish Obama had landed in Kashmir. And expressed his desire to see Kanyakumari. We would have upgraded the whole country.
January 24, 2015 11:25 PM
It's interesting how when Obama expresses his desire, we have budget for everything.
January 24, 2015 10:56 PM
It's not a "selfie" if they have a slate in their hand.
January 24, 2015 06:59 PM
Guess who's reaching 1 million followers. That's right. Someone else.
January 24, 2015 06:01 PM
You will never know your true worth until you put it to test.
January 24, 2015 03:59 PM
Obama cancels Agra visit. Hope they've kept receipts of the thousands of CCTVs they bought specially for this.
January 24, 2015 03:38 PM
Obama cancels Agra visit, to leave early. Terrorists in Pakistan may have to cut short their holiday.
January 24, 2015 03:14 PM
Did you know King Abdullah had locked up his four daughters for 13 years for speaking out against the country’s oppression of women?
January 23, 2015 10:46 PM
"My astrologer is never wrong." - Everyone
January 23, 2015 10:08 PM
King Abdullah had jet-black beard at 90. He must have used 'Just For Men', just like his civil rights policy.
January 23, 2015 10:00 PM
RIP King Abdullah. Now what happens to the balance 950 lashes to Saudi blogger Raif Badawi?
January 23, 2015 09:53 PM
It's amazing how you stop being an atheist when you're in trouble.
January 23, 2015 01:02 PM
Most people use punctuations for decoration.
January 23, 2015 12:24 PM
Everyone is a critic. Anyone thought of being an encourager?