Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer / Producer / Director / Editor / Composer
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  • Shirish Kunder

    August 2, 2015 10:32 PM

    "Dance like no one is watching" is very easy if you're not attractive.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 2, 2015 12:59 PM

    Once you know the meaning of 'acquaintance', you understand the true meaning of 'friendship'. Happy Friendship Day

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 2, 2015 11:32 AM

    Belated Happy Birthday @taapsee! Much love

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 1, 2015 09:23 PM

    Congratulations Sania! https://t.co/WCAbvn171T

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 1, 2015 08:23 PM

    To see genuine happiness in people's eyes, just tell them, you've given up on your dreams.

  • Shirish Kunder

    August 1, 2015 07:35 PM

    WIFE: 50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. 20 is the new 10. ME: In that case, our marriage is illegal.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 31, 2015 11:20 PM

    We're looking for a dentist... t.co/saNtSBSy0F

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 31, 2015 07:28 PM

    #DragMeDown is something we never have to say in India. It's on the house.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 31, 2015 05:08 PM

    Never trust a costume designer; everything they do is fabricated.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 29, 2015 08:31 PM

    The secret to happiness is being stupid.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 29, 2015 11:48 AM

    Today is World Tiger Day. Tomorrow, World Yakub Day.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 28, 2015 08:20 PM

    Makeup is the biggest lie that we've all accepted as part of our lives.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 28, 2015 05:44 PM

    The next biggest lie after "Love you too" is "You've lost weight".

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 28, 2015 01:18 PM

    You can achieve anything you want if you're NOT ambitious.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 27, 2015 01:33 AM

    I'm going to sleep now. Please don't wake me up. https://t.co/mkk6qlLWIw

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 26, 2015 09:07 PM

    This guy next to me at the traffic signal is listening to some really awesome music, whether he wants to or not.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 26, 2015 10:18 AM

    Anna Hazare: Season 6, begins.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 25, 2015 10:30 PM

    This is the oldest you've ever been. It's also the youngest you'll ever be. #Life

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 25, 2015 07:53 PM

    Met some long lost friends, and it all started coming back, why I lost them in the first place.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 24, 2015 11:01 AM

    Stair-eo Surround Sound. t.co/sY7wm0r2gS

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 23, 2015 12:00 PM

    It's always the ones who've done nothing, that have the maximum advice for those who are doing something.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 23, 2015 09:50 AM

    The easiest way to annoy someone is to advise them on their area of expertise, of which you know nothing about.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 22, 2015 10:32 PM

    People call you selfish only when they cannot manipulate you into doing what they want.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 22, 2015 03:36 PM

    "I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond." - James Bond's mother, on giving birth to him #Spectre

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 22, 2015 12:28 PM

    Never agree to take pictures of an ugly person. They'll blame YOU for looking ugly in it.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 21, 2015 03:19 PM

    Never wear shoes that look better than you.

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 21, 2015 11:45 AM

    No pain, no gain. Yes rain, no train. #MumbaiRains

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 21, 2015 08:38 AM

    They must start with Earth. https://t.co/AsDv5jmu39

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 21, 2015 08:12 AM

    We all know what this means. Gajendra Chauhan (or someone like him) is our new hockey coach. https://t.co/E1LgHteEzn

  • Shirish Kunder

    July 21, 2015 06:11 AM

    Do not be disheartened if others don't believe in you. They have not seen your dreams.