Bollywood Celebrities : Tweets

Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Writer . Director . Editor
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  • Shirish Kunder

    December 24, 2014 12:08 AM

    Self-esteem is something only you can give yourself.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 21, 2014 01:49 PM

    Off to London for Christmas. Kids have left behind a Christmas tree in the house to trick Santa into leaving them two gifts.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 20, 2014 11:24 PM

    I patiently listen to people whining about their personal problems so that I can guess their password.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 20, 2014 11:08 PM

    Nothing more annoying than traveling in the same car as someone who's non-stop talking on the phone.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 19, 2014 01:15 PM

    Belated Happy Birthday @RichaChadha_! Much Love

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 18, 2014 06:37 PM

    You can afford to be dumb only if you're pretty.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 17, 2014 07:07 PM

    What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Christmas? Santa Claus or Jesus? Power of Marketing!

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 17, 2014 03:07 PM

    Taliban means students, and ironically, that's what they fear the most.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 17, 2014 12:21 PM

    Hope! t.co/ibCIgN75Gf

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 17, 2014 12:13 PM

    Happy Birthday @Riteishd! Much Love

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 16, 2014 07:11 PM

    “How can you have a war on terrorism when war itself is terrorism?” - Howard Zinn

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 16, 2014 01:55 PM

    Beauty Tip: Hang out with ugly people.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 16, 2014 12:37 PM

    @BollywoodHonest Yes.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 15, 2014 10:33 PM

    "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 15, 2014 06:10 PM

    I was wrong about vegetarian food. Veg noodles taste really good with prawns.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 14, 2014 03:02 PM

    Most people say sorry only so that the other person shuts the fuck up.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 13, 2014 02:53 PM

    Never underestimate yourself. Others will do it for you.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 13, 2014 01:30 PM

    Santa is probably the only one who can get away with calling everyone a "ho".

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 12, 2014 07:38 PM

    The only thing worse than making a mistake is defending it.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 9, 2014 06:57 PM

    The secret to a long-lasting marriage is taking turns being away from the house.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 9, 2014 06:49 PM

    The secret to a long-lasting marriage is separate TVs.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 9, 2014 03:55 PM

    RT @twirus_india: Top accnts: 1 @TheFarahKhan 2 deespeak 3 @shirishkunder 4 @AnushkaSharma 5 @WSJ t.co/LEMId0q26L

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 9, 2014 03:25 PM

    RT @avigowariker: @TheFarahKhan @ShirishKunder ! I took this pic 10 yrs ago?! Time flies! Wish you many more great years together! t…

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 9, 2014 12:36 PM

    10th Wedding Anniversary! t.co/ZfRA7wz9JH

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 8, 2014 05:48 PM

    Time is your spokesperson. It will answer everything.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 8, 2014 04:13 PM

    For now, Uber is banned. If things don't improve, Delhi may have to be banned.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 8, 2014 03:53 PM

    Just a matter of time before someone suggests "saffron" should be made national colour.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 8, 2014 03:35 PM

    You don't have to look up at the sky anymore to spot vultures. Just log on to Twitter. They don't even need you to die. A mistake will do.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 7, 2014 05:43 PM

    More people will read books if written in 140 character paragraphs.

  • Shirish Kunder

    December 7, 2014 05:33 PM

    Ass-lickers will ruin you faster than enemies.