July 3, 2015 01:43 PM
Fun question to ask your grandparents: Why do good people die early?
July 2, 2015 11:16 PM
When someone makes you feel invisible, the best thing to do is disappear.
July 2, 2015 10:06 AM
You'll be more at peace if you feel "nothing" instead of "anger" for some people.
June 28, 2015 02:22 PM
When you're scared to hear the answer, you already know what the answer is.
June 27, 2015 11:14 AM
My Gujju ex had told me long back that I'm a selfies person.
June 27, 2015 10:03 AM
Same-sex marriage is now legal in the U.S. But beware, no one has said anything about same-sex divorce.
June 26, 2015 12:52 PM
The first time you got out of your comfort zone, you were born.
June 24, 2015 12:40 PM
Of course men and women can just be friends, but only when one of them is ugly.
June 22, 2015 12:20 PM
Once you accept that you're ugly, there's no pressure.
June 21, 2015 01:01 PM
June 21, 2015 12:06 PM
After a certain age, alcohol does not agree with you. But as long as you don't plan to argue with it, you should be fine.
June 20, 2015 01:36 PM
Rains are wonderful, as long as they don't fall on me.
June 19, 2015 10:51 AM
Apple, Microsoft and Google started in a garage! Maybe we should spend less money on college and more money on garage.
June 17, 2015 10:00 PM
Always go the extra mile in any work you do. Unless you're a taxi driver.
June 16, 2015 10:33 AM
Tired of texting non-stop? Need a little break? Ask her to send a selfie.
June 10, 2015 10:19 AM
Caesar Salad Recipe: 1.Take any salad. 2. And stab it 23 times.
June 8, 2015 10:44 PM
Mirrors, 10 yrs ago, were so much better looking than the mirrors now.
June 3, 2015 12:42 PM
The sad thing about this Maggi lead issue is - kids will once again start chewing pencils.
June 2, 2015 10:58 PM
Nestle has offered to make Maggi safe by throwing in an eraser also with the lead.
June 1, 2015 10:36 PM
You can tell a lot about a woman who posts a photo of her ring instead of her fiancé to announce her engagement.
June 1, 2015 09:46 PM
Everyone was once an optimist, until their first heartbreak.
May 31, 2015 10:36 PM
I've been hiding my emotions for so long, I forgot where I put them.
May 31, 2015 09:40 PM
Forgive people, not for their sake, but your own peace of mind.
May 31, 2015 07:48 PM
"Today, I've cooked for you!" she threatened
May 30, 2015 10:36 PM
When I send a message from my iPhone, if it turns green instead of blue, does that mean I'm pregnant?
May 30, 2015 09:53 PM
Join the most expensive gym. Then you won't have money for food, and will lose weight.
May 30, 2015 08:37 PM
I'm all for women empowerment - but who are you wearing?
May 30, 2015 01:05 PM
A pencil is only a pen with commitment issues.
May 30, 2015 11:43 AM
If anyone's been looking for me, I'm behind this old man on the stairs since the last 2 hours.