December 1, 2015 10:26 PM
It's a mystery how toothpaste slips off the toothbrush so easily, but sticks to the sink like glue.
December 1, 2015 10:01 PM
Nothing worse than having a good hair day with nowhere to go.
December 1, 2015 01:43 PM
A lot of people have been telling me that I'm ahead of my time. I'll come back in an hour.
November 30, 2015 09:44 PM
The secret to happiness is blocking Bhakts.
November 30, 2015 09:25 PM
There's no point in getting annoyed after asking opinion from an idiot.
November 30, 2015 09:08 PM
When you forget what you were saying in the middle of a sentence, it's because you were so boring, even you were not paying attention.
November 30, 2015 08:41 PM
"Go with the flow." - Dead Fish
November 30, 2015 05:25 PM
When you're the best photographer in the house, you're never in any of your family pics.
November 30, 2015 03:38 PM
Delhi Assembly gets tech-savvy. Introduces 'Drag & Drop'. https://t.co/sFopaepRrK
November 29, 2015 11:05 PM
#IndiaWantsRamMandir trending! Must be promotion of Hate Story 3.
November 29, 2015 10:50 PM
Always tell people you've a twin, so you've the option of avoiding them sometimes.
November 29, 2015 08:48 PM
If you love someone, let them go. Then change all locks. Unfollow them on Twitter. Delete them from BBM. Block them everywhere. And move on.
November 29, 2015 04:02 PM
Remember the good old days, when we could save the world by pouring a bucket of ice water on ourselves?
November 29, 2015 01:42 PM
Every person brings happiness into your life. Some by entering and some by exiting.
November 29, 2015 12:38 PM
Ramdev was about to launch his cure for homosexuality. Now he'll have to prove that Sec 377 has lead.
November 29, 2015 12:18 PM
Bhakts were planning to burn all the magazines that has Article 377, only to be told it's Sec 377.
November 29, 2015 12:06 PM
*Bhakts' heads spinning like a top* https://t.co/FPEXxEo3aW
November 28, 2015 11:27 PM
18 Years Of ISHQ. Time to get married.
November 28, 2015 10:42 PM
A friend just came out of the closet. His parents want him to see a psychiatrist. They don't know he's already seeing a designer.
November 28, 2015 10:33 PM
P Chidambaram is upset 'The Satanic Verses' was banned 27 yrs ago. He wanted to know The Satanic verses WHOM???
November 28, 2015 09:12 PM
Nothing saddens me more than seeing someone without a roof over their head, or with a Blackberry in their hand.
November 28, 2015 09:00 PM
Every woman is a part-time private detective.
November 28, 2015 06:46 PM
What kind of a person are you?
November 28, 2015 06:12 PM
From their tweets, you know who they really are. From their Facebook posts, you know who they're pretending to be.
November 28, 2015 05:44 PM
Sadly, most Bhakts are not able to take part in my previous poll, because they've been blocked.
November 28, 2015 04:11 PM
Bhakts, you're confusing me. Please decide once and for all and let me know if I'm a
November 28, 2015 12:54 PM
As Gulzar saab once aptly wrote: Chaddi pahenke fool khila hai, fool khila hai... https://t.co/tnna3YONR2
November 27, 2015 09:16 PM
When you tell someone to go to hell and then worry if they've reached there safely, that's true love.
November 27, 2015 07:38 PM
This is how the next generation of teachers will be grading papers: Right answer: 👍😘 Wrong answer: LMAO 😂
November 25, 2015 07:06 PM
Aamir Khan's statement. Bhakts can wait for the Braille version. https://t.co/jJFFhXPOMH