Shirish Kunder

Location: Mumbai, India
Description: Electronics Engineer turned Filmmaker. Writer . Director . Editor.
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  • Shirish Kunder

    May 26, 2015 11:11 PM

    Forgive and forget. Forgive people. Then forget them.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 26, 2015 07:42 PM

    Weight Loss Tip: Throw your weight around.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 26, 2015 05:30 PM

    Foosball is played by people who love to play Football while making Shish Kebabs.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 26, 2015 01:45 PM

    Never marry a woman who's won debate competitions.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 25, 2015 09:50 PM

    History repeats itself, just like my uncle when he's drunk.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 25, 2015 03:46 PM

    Cannes is a Film Festival trapped in a Fashion Festival's body.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 25, 2015 12:26 PM

    Although I wished you personally last night, who doesn't love public attention. Wish you a very Happy Birthday @karanjohar! Lots of love

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 23, 2015 07:55 PM

    Okay. But From Where? https://t.co/SjpYn2mJyQ

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 23, 2015 07:53 PM

    Eventually, all marriages become same sex marriage.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 23, 2015 07:45 PM

    Congratulations Ireland! I don't have any problem with legalizing same-sex marriage in India too, as long as they don't make it compulsory.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 23, 2015 07:26 PM

    You haven't won an argument with a woman until she says "Whatever!"

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 23, 2015 07:14 PM

    When Scotch is the groom, Ice is the bride, and Bartender is the priest, the marriage is bound to be "on the rocks".

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 22, 2015 06:56 PM

    Before mobile phones, what did people stare into, to pretend to be busy?

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 20, 2015 08:36 PM

    Grey hair is hereditary. We get them from our kids.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 20, 2015 08:31 PM

    Try to look older. Try to look younger. Then die. Life!

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 20, 2015 05:44 PM

    Every time a woman says 'you don't know anything about me', I wonder if she's a suicide bomber.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 18, 2015 11:56 PM

    The smaller the house, the closer you stay to each other.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 18, 2015 08:34 PM

    In an argument between fools, whoever shouts the loudest, wins.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 13, 2015 09:24 PM

    Nothing more heartbreaking than your stalker losing interest in you.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 13, 2015 12:30 PM

    Started a WhatsApp group chat with 50 people. Messaged: Wassup? And left the conversation. Avenger!

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 10, 2015 10:45 PM

    My wife just told me I need to come out of my shell. This is what happens. First they marry you for who you are: a turtle.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 10, 2015 04:25 PM

    People who add salt/pepper even before tasting the food, are the kind who make decisions even before knowing the facts.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 9, 2015 09:17 PM

    Remember the good old days, before mobile phones, when our thumbs didn't do anything and got fat?

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 9, 2015 07:51 PM

    Remember the good old days, before selfies, when people had to self-immolate to get attention?

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 8, 2015 10:40 PM

    Time is my spokesperson. It will answer everything. https://t.co/h8wisCHQKA

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 8, 2015 10:05 PM

    There's a couple in front of me. And neither of them is looking at their phone. Freaks!

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 8, 2015 08:53 PM

    Whenever you're feeling low, sit on a seat reserved for handicapped, and immediately everyone will tell you there's nothing wrong with you.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 8, 2015 08:38 PM

    There's been so many films about the future that showed flying cars & teleporting, but not one that showed people staring into their phones.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 7, 2015 12:06 AM

    Some people look better when they wear glasses, and some people look better when you take yours off.

  • Shirish Kunder

    May 6, 2015 11:31 PM

    Kids don't talk to you when you're talking at them. The moment you start doing something, suddenly they've thousands of questions.