December 8, 2016 11:11 PM
All sales & marketing teams of plastic money companies are going to lose their jobs because of #DeMonetisation. Govt has taken their place.
December 8, 2016 10:55 PM
In the long run, for the greater good, #DeMonetisation has turned people into animals. https://t.co/EDpTzLXRfg
December 8, 2016 09:02 PM
The aim of DeMonetisation - Black money. " - Cashless economy. " - Fitness through standing exercise & diet control. " - Population control.
December 7, 2016 10:57 PM
Students are being bribed to lie. Good education! https://t.co/QEAUYPtoBg
December 7, 2016 10:35 PM
There's still time. If you wanna attend our press conferences, learn Cheerleading. https://t.co/mx6lL7qdY0
December 7, 2016 06:26 PM
Remember the good old days, when "intellectual" was a compliment and not an abuse?
December 7, 2016 02:05 PM
Two versions of ₹ 2000 & 500. Old & new notes of ₹ 100, 50 & 20. Like window display in a shut shop, too many options but you can't have it.
December 4, 2016 06:10 PM
But so was #DeMonetisation. https://t.co/4e2QNukFLa
December 4, 2016 04:04 PM
Now, American Express is also mocking our currency. Hadd ho gayi! https://t.co/eqrNU9ue5D
December 3, 2016 09:11 PM
Apt advice, after making everyone a beggar for their own money. https://t.co/UCPU4J6Etz
December 2, 2016 10:01 PM
Just a matter of time before Dawood is allowed to share 50% of his loot and become an honest citizen.
December 2, 2016 02:37 PM
Makes sense. It's more important to instil patriotism in people watching films, than crooks visiting courts. https://t.co/E6TO2cpT63
December 1, 2016 09:55 PM
Money laundering agents may give a little better price than the govt. But the govt can give the 'Honest Citizen Certificate' to all frauds.
December 1, 2016 09:15 PM
Never in their wildest dreams would the money laundering agents imagined that one day they will have to compete with the govt. Masterstroke!
November 30, 2016 08:57 PM
Just like Gau Rakshaks, will now emerge another cult: Rashtra Gaan Rakshaks. #NationalAnthem
November 30, 2016 08:24 PM
#NationalAnthem ruling is a good initiative towards patriotism. The movie BORDER should also be compulsory before every movie screening.
November 30, 2016 08:13 PM
I'm a little disappointed with the #NationalAnthem ruling. Why just #NationalAnthem? Why not Yoga as well? Also a little Surya Namaskar.
November 30, 2016 08:06 PM
Just a matter of time before they also tell us how many times to pray in a day. And to which god. #NationalAnthem
November 30, 2016 02:19 PM
Why just theatres? National Anthem must be made compulsory at all places of leisure activities. Even at restaurants before beginning to eat.
November 30, 2016 02:01 PM
This is just half the order. What's the punishment if someone doesn't stand for the National Anthem? Shoot-at-sight? Lynch? Jail? Hanging?
November 29, 2016 05:12 PM
If India is truly ready for #CashlessEconomy on the phone, why is #MannKiBaat still aired on the radio and not streamed on the internet?
November 29, 2016 04:09 PM
Basic rights of white money holders are being taken. New rights for black money holders are being given. Govt is mocking the honest man!
November 29, 2016 03:17 PM
White money holders can't exchange a single note. Black money holders can convert all black to white with 50% fine. Bold move! Masterstroke!
November 27, 2016 04:29 PM
"There's no cash!" "Learn cashless transactions." "No food supply!" "Learn fasting." "Pvt hospitals don't accept old notes!" "Learn to die."