November 29, 2014 12:02 AM
Anger is the punishment we give ourselves for someone else's mistake.
November 28, 2014 06:23 PM
Temptation is the cause of all our problems. Discipline, the solution to it.
November 27, 2014 10:08 PM
Heard at the gym: It's important to have brains, but it's importanter to have biceps.
November 27, 2014 06:20 PM
Those who don't enjoy solitude will not love freedom.
November 27, 2014 06:18 PM
Never believe anything that's said before the word "but".
November 26, 2014 09:13 PM
Never trust a man who laughs too much and a woman who cries too much.
November 25, 2014 08:22 PM
Fear is not real. We only imagine it while thinking of possibilities that may never happen.
November 25, 2014 03:55 PM
"Never take sides. Let everyone believe you're on their side." - God
November 25, 2014 12:04 PM
There's no reason to be proud of being beautiful. It's no achievement, you've just won a lottery.
November 24, 2014 10:54 PM
There are some people whom when you see, it's impossible to imagine they were once innocent babies.
November 24, 2014 06:10 PM
I've been hiding my emotions for so long, I forgot where I put them.
November 24, 2014 01:18 PM
Future depends on whether you've spent your time or invested it.
November 24, 2014 12:57 PM
Now starting to watch the Harry Potter series, so I know what spells my son has been casting on me.
November 24, 2014 12:53 PM
Another day has passed and I still haven't used Sanskrit even once in my life.
November 23, 2014 10:52 PM
No one wins or loses forever, coz the game never ends.
November 23, 2014 10:33 PM
If you're feeling like shit today, be proud that at least you're not the moron who asked Vishy if he'll stop playing chess. #CarlsenAnand
November 23, 2014 04:53 PM
It's always funny when it happens to others.
November 23, 2014 01:34 PM
Everything happens for the good. Maybe not your good, but someone's good.
November 22, 2014 10:16 PM
If you're looking for a meaningful relationship, look in the dictionary.
November 22, 2014 09:27 PM
"Go with the flow." - Dead Fish
November 22, 2014 09:10 PM
It doesn't mean much when your suicidal girlfriend tells you she loves you more than her own life.
November 22, 2014 03:19 PM
Diplomacy is the art of being nice until you load your gun.
November 20, 2014 10:08 PM
Millions of followers get conned by their godman every year. Serves them right.
November 20, 2014 07:58 PM
Godmen may be criminals, but the bigger criminals are the idiots who follow them and make them godmen.
November 20, 2014 07:06 PM
Being thick-skinned is not the same as being strong.
November 20, 2014 12:59 PM
First love is not completely useless. They make for good passwords.